I almost JIMPed my pants yesterday. An enormous Great Dane was walking down the street and a woman stopped to say hi. The Dane went straight for the crotch and backed the woman into a bush. Then the Dane pulled his head up and the chick was riding his snout! It was the best moment of my life and I'm pretty sure will remain so for some time to come.
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i still liked dane-a-go-round, or whatever horrible play on words I came up with. I once saw a Dane in PetSmart. Well, when I say saw, I mean, I was checking out and he bumped my butt with his mega-snout. Kinda scary. But I wished I knew I could have ridden that snout, instead of just sorta awkwardly petted (is that a word?) the dog.
ReplyDeleteI've referenced several sources and confirmed that you did indeed use the correct form of the word. Also, I'm offering free snout rides at the promenade today if you want to swing by. I want to say something very inaapropriate right now but since I am trying to increase, not scare away, my readership, I'll keep it to myself for the moment.
ReplyDeleteThank you. I worried over my verbiage for a minute there...
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess the days of inappropriate commenting/writing whatever because you are my friend are over now that you are getting famous. Will have to be appropriate, interesting, and intelligent from now on. Groan. :)